I can’t believe King Moron was the Malevolent Entity all along.
Tag your spoilers!!!
Nooo…King Moron…! Why must you torture us from beyond the grave…!?
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
What is this the neolithic
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
4channers, antifeminist, and transphobes can send me as many nasty messages, slurs, and disgusting pictures as they want, but none of those will ever offend me even one one-millionth as much as I am offended by this url.
I legitimately can’t tell the difference
this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?
Im ready. i’m finally done. thisi s my breaking point. im pulling the pulg on this damned webstiet. you dont come in here and insutl kermit like this. say your prayers and say goobdye to your piss blogs you festering armpit molds
where u headed
monkey riding pig (really fast)
goose riding dog